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DEAD WOMAN 'GIVES BIRTH' IN COFFIN

A rural community is stunned and baffled after a dead woman gave birth inside a coffin.

                          
The bizarre “coffin birth” has left some people crying witchcraft after a deceased 33-year-old mother of five‚ Nomveliso Nomasonto Mdoyi‚ of Mthayisi village near Mbizana  in the Eastern Cape gave birth.
This was discovered by funeral parlour staff 10 days after her death‚ on the eve of her funeral.
Staff at the parlour in Mbizana‚ were left traumatised by the incident.
Lindokuhle Funeral parlour owner Fundile Makalana said: "We were so shocked and frightened that we did not even have time to look at the sex of the baby. I have been in the business for more than 20 years and I have never heard of a dead woman giving birth."
Both the stillborn infant and the mother were buried in one big coffin on Saturday.
The deceased woman's mother‚ Mandzala Mdoyi‚ 76‚ said her daughter died suddenly after becoming short of breath at her home. She was nine months pregnant at the time.
"First‚ I was was devastated by the untimely death of my daughter and now I got the shock of my life to learn that she has given birth while she had been dead for 10 days. What is that? God please come and intervene‚" said the grieving mother.
Family spokesman Mbikelwa Mpithi said they would consult both medical experts and sangomas to found out more about the birth after death.
"We cannot sit down and fold hands as if it is business as normal. We want to know more about this‚" said Mpithi.
Some authorities in the case spoke to a number of medical specialists who said a foetus could be expelled from a mother's body as a result of the contraction and relaxation of muscles during death and later as bacteria began to cause changes in the body. The phenomenon is technically refered to as  postmortem fetal extrusion.

Daisy Goodwin: A Government Official “Put His Hand On My Breast” During Visit To 10 Downing Street

Westminster, which is always buzzing with all the red lights every now and then on issues that, especially,

 got anything to do with poking their parliamentarian interest on what lies beneath those tight black skirts 

of female celebs visiting 10, Downing street,  is up  again with Fresh allegations of sexual harassment, 

this time, confessed by a leading TV producer.

Daisy Goodwin, the brain behind ITV most watched drama series ‘Victoria’, claimed she was groped

 in 10 Downing Street by a Government official during a meeting to discuss a programme idea.

 Goodwin revealed, in an article for the Radio Times, that the incident took place under David Cameron’s

 premiership and that she dealt with it verbally by humiliating the man involved.

This, however, is not new to 10, Downing street as you may be aware: a streak that has been running 

wanton currently has Cabinet Minister Damian Green and International Trade minister Mark Garnier 

facing inquiries into their conduct, while former Defence Secretary Sir Michael Fallon quit this month

 after admitting he had failed to live up to the high standards expected of ministers.

Goodwin, who came to fame as a poet before proceeding to become a leading TV writer and producer, 

told the Radio Times how she was “summoned” to Downing Street to discuss her idea for a TV

 programme.

The official, “who was a few years younger than me”, showed her into a room dominated 

by a portrait of Margaret Thatcher. He then surprised her by putting his feet on her chair and saying 

“my sunglasses made me look like a Bond Girl” She tried to turn the conversation back onto her project, but “at the end of the meeting

 we both stood up and the official, to my astonishment, put his hand on my breast”.

“I looked at the hand and then in my best Lady Bracknell voice said, ‘Are you actually touching my

 breast?’ He dropped his hand and laughed nervously. I swept out in what can only be called high 

dudgeon. I wasn’t traumatised, I was cross.”

Goodwin added that by the next day the encounter had “become an anecdote, The Day I Was Groped In 

Number 10” and it hadn’t occurred to her to report the incident.

But she added: “Now, in the light of all the really shocking stories that have come out about abusive 

behaviour by men in power from Hollywood to Westminster, I wonder if my Keep Calm and Carry on

 philosophy, inherited from my parents, was correct? The answer is, I am not sure.

“I think humiliating the official was probably the appropriate punishment, but suppose he tried it on 

with someone less able to defend themselves?”

Meanwhile, in an attempt to save their face, 

A No.10 spokesperson said: “Allegations such as this are taken very seriously. The Cabinet Office

 would look into any formal complaint, should one be made.”

what do you think?

CR7: "WE ARE VERY HAPPY"

Geo and CR7 during an Award ceremony

The Portuguese and FIFA World Best Player Of The Year said this while heartily welcoming his  second daughter, Alana Martina, who is actually the athlete's fourth baby.



 Alana was welcomed by father, Ronaldo and half-brother, Ronaldo Junior in a private Hospital some hours ago.

Georgina Rodriguez wearing the Champion's Medal.

The very elated new baby-mama, Ronaldo's Spanish girl friend, Georgina Rodriguez, could not hide her joy of motherhood and the exceptional care bundled with exclusive attention both she and her new baby are  receiving, haven been abandoned, herself, by her parents when she was just a baby.

baby Alana Martina with family.

she show off her baby in a post with her two besties in the photo above while making the announcement to the world.

"Alana Martina just born! both Geo and Alana are very well! We are very happy!"

the proud father tweeted.

celebity confession: 'I WAS SEXUALLY HARRASSED!'

celebity confession: 'I WAS SEXUALLY HARRASSED!': James bond franchise star actress who starred in Live and Let Die,  Jane Seymour is the latest actress to publicly detail her experience...

'I WAS SEXUALLY HARRASSED!'

James bond franchise star actress who starred in Live and Let Die,  Jane Seymour is the latest actress to publicly detail her experience of sexual manipulation in Hollywood.

she went there all alone

she made this stunning confession during her latest interview on the 

 Sky News' Sunrise, she was invited to the home of a "major producer" (whom she didn't name) early on in her career and she went there all alone.

perfect for a movie

The producer apparently told her she was perfect for a movie they were discussing, before adding: "I’ve done my bit and now it’s your turn to do your bit’ .. ‘No, no, you know what you have to do.’ And I’m going, ‘No I don’t.’ And he put his hand on my thigh, way up high.

"being British, I crossed my legs and scooted down the couch..."

"Being British," she said, "I crossed my legs and scooted down the couch until I had no couch left. I had no option but to stand up and say, “Please get me home.”
The actress, who has also appeared in Superman and Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman, described the producer as the most powerful man in Hollywood at the time, and said he threatened that: "If you ever tell anyone that this happened ort that you were even here in my house"

sexual harassment stopped me from working as an actress for a year

When she told him others already knew about the visit, he replied. "You have to lie. The old, ‘You’ll never work in this town again.’ He had that power."
Seymour said the incident stopped her from working as an actress for a year.